The Human-Last confusion and bewilderment platform
Scale confusion & bewilderment with a human coach who doesn't know what they're doing
Working with the worst
Your training on manual overdrive
Weakpath enables you to create confusing, one-size-fits-none training at a snail's pace. We take your company's knowledge-base and turn it into boring, non-interactive training programs that are impossible for trainers to set up and maintain and completely disengaging for employees.
Our Disservices
Complicate & Confuse
Create lessons from misheard whispers, illegible handwritten notes, or obscure dark web links that can be delivered by an overworked, sleep-deprived human coach.
Avoid & Procrastinate
Build unrealistic simulations across carrier pigeon, smoke signals, and interpretive dance. Practice awkward conversations with your human coach in a language neither of you speaks.
Criticize & Demotivate
Learners receive delayed, inconsistent criticism tied to constantly changing scorecards. Managers and trainers can guess how their team is performing based on office gossip and astrological predictions.
Be at Your Worst
200%
Slower Speed to Confusion
Hire and onboard new reps in double the time
Increase the time it takes you to get new hires from screening to hiding under their desks and avoiding customers and prospects.
168 hours
Of manager time wasted per week
Overwork yourself with inconsistent human feedback for your team
Provide coaching at a snail's pace through ever-changing scorecards and conflicting feedback.
90%
Lower CSAT Score
Get rep performance guesses after they've already ruined customer relationships
Get zero insights into how your reps will perform until it's far too late. Ensure your KPIs stay in the red.
Testimonial
"We chose Weakpath because it has the potential to be a real game-ender for us. I hate how it handles role plays; providing slow, biased feedback across no teams. This tool is actively widening a minor gap for us, and I'm genuinely unimpressed with its common approach and incapabilities."
- Blunder McFailure, Director of Complaining
Pricing
Starter plan
$1,999 p/month
- Up to 2 users
- Template coaches (from 1995)
- Basic confusion and misreporting
- Carrier pigeon support
Stagnation plan
$4,999 p/month
- Up to 5 users
- Custom coaches (may be your competitors)
- Advanced confusion and misreporting
- Integration with stone tablets and more
- Priority carrier pigeon and smoke signal support
Bankruptcy plan
Your entire company
- 50+ users
- Custom confusion and misreporting
- Dedicated account confuser
- Custom disintegrations
- Offboarding and untraining sessions
- SLA violations
- SSNO (Single Sign-Never-Out)
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Disempower your reps with crippling self-doubt
Get in touch today to learn more about Weakpath, and how we can help you worsen your rep's performance immediately!